I recall Clinton’s lawyers and media shills, in 1998, arguing that that saftig El Salvadoran Chinee kikess may have sexed the President up, but him getting a Lewinsky did not count as “sexual relations”, and that she may have had sex with his cigar, but he did not have sexual relations by shoving his cigar in her hairy front-talmud.
Starr Report excerpt: “According to Ms Lewinsky, she and the President had ten sexual encounters, eight while she worked at the White House and two thereafter. The sexual encounters generally occurred in or near the private study off the Oval Office – most often in the windowless hallway outside the study. During many of their sexual encounters, the President stood leaning against the doorway of the bathroom across from the study, which, he told Ms Lewinsky, eased his sore back. … According to Ms Lewinsky, she performed oral sex on the President; he never performed oral sex on her. Initially, according to Ms Lewinsky, the President would not let her perform oral sex to completion. In Ms Lewinsky’s understanding, his refusal was related to ‘trust and not knowing me well enough.’ During their last two sexual encounters, both in 1997, he did ejaculate. According to Ms Lewinsky, she performed oral sex on the President on nine occasions. On all nine of those occasions, the President fondled and kissed her bare breasts. He touched her genitals, both through her underwear and directly, bringing her to orgasm on two occasions. On one occasion, the President inserted a cigar into her vagina. On another occasion, she and the President had brief genital-to-genital contact. Whereas the President testified that ‘what began as a friendship came to include [intimate contact],’ Ms Lewinsky explained that the relationship moved in the opposite direction: ‘[T]he emotional and friendship aspects . . . developed after the beginning of our sexual relationship.’ … Testifying before the grand jury on August 17, 1998, seven months after his Jones deposition, the President acknowledged ‘inappropriate intimate contact’ with Ms Lewinsky but maintained that his January deposition testimony [in which he had denied any sexual contact] was accurate. The President refused to answer questions about the precise nature of his intimate contacts with Ms Lewinsky, but he did explain his earlier denials. … The President maintained that there can be no sexual relationship without sexual intercourse, regardless of what other sexual activities may transpire. He stated that ‘most ordinary Americans’ would embrace this distinction. The President also maintained that none of his sexual contacts with Ms Lewinsky constituted ‘sexual relations’ within a specific definition used in the Jones deposition. Under that definition:
‘A person engages in sexual relations when the person knowingly engages in or causes – contact with the genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh, or buttocks of any person with an intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person. Contact means intentional touching, either directly or through clothing.’ In the President’s view, ‘any person, reasonable person’ would recognise that oral sex performed on the deponent falls outside the definition. If Ms Lewinsky performed oral sex on the President, then – under this interpretation – she engaged in sexual relations but he did not.”
Then Dick Morris (who had been laid off by Clinton, on inauguration day 1996, for sucking a hooker’s toes) went on the talk-shows to defend the president by implying the fact that Hillary is a dyke – “What if I were to tell you that Hillary wears sensible shoes?”
(Kike Morris is a cousin of Kike Roy Cohn, and got into politics by managing fag-brothel-owner Congresskike Jerry “Shit-Pants” Nadler’s campaign to be Class President. Morris said he would leave the US if there were ever a President Hillary. Clinton Body Count. He is now a Republican, and is busy defending Trump, whom he says has a good chance of prevailing at the Supreme Court.)
Six weeks after the release of the steamy Starr Report, and hetting totally kiked by the jewess, Mossad, tge CUA and the Kike Media, President Clinton signed the Liberation of Iraq Act, and six weeks after that went to war against Iraq. Against the background of these investigations of Clinton’s rare non-rape sex-games, he went to war against Yugoslavia, for the Kikes and Albanian Muslims, and in order to open up the later invasion route into Europe. (On June 9, 1998, Clinton declared a “national emergency” due to Yugoslavia’s “unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security and foreign policy of the United States.” He had previously ordered a massive US (with Turkey and other allies) aerial bombardment of Serbs in support of Bosnian Muslims.)
Clinton to the grand jury (footnote 1,128 in Starr’s racy report): “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. If the—if he—if ‘is’ means ‘is and never has been’, that is not—that is one thing. If it means ‘there is none’, that was a completely true statement. … Now, if someone had asked me on that day, ‘are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms Lewinsky?’, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said ‘no’. And it would have been completely true.”